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  4. ;)

    sinnersserenade:

    sinnersserenade:

    lost cause.

    you are.

    So’s your face!

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    6 months ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: the-failing-light

  5. So is that what you call a getaway? 
    Tell me what you got away with 
    Cause I’ve seen more spine on jellyfish 
    I’ve seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids 
    Have another drink and drive yourself home 
    I hope there’s ice on all the roads 
    And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt 
    and again when your head goes through the windshield 

    Is that what you call tact? 
    You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back 
    So let’s end this call and end this conversation 
    And is that what you call a getaway? 
    Tell me what you got away with 
    Cause you left the frays from the ties you severed 
    when you say “best friends” means friends forever 

    Is that what you call a getaway?!! 
    Tell me what you got away with!! 
    Cause I’ve seen more spine on jellyfish!! 
    I’ve seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids!! 
    Have another drink and drive yourself home!! 
    I hope there’s ice on all the roads!! 
    And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt 
    then when your head goes through the windshield!! 

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  6. ;)

    sinnersserenade:

    lost cause.

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  7. lipstickandroid:

outerspacecake:

gueyprince:

corrinda:

xatanas:

Never understood people who claimed that Satan ran the underworld punishing the wicked.  Wouldn’t that make him God’s employee?
More Memes

I’ve thought this since grade school

I think the point is he wants you there in hell with him
because he hates humans

He actually loves humans a lot.
Hell is a place where he knits everyone a sweater and makes them very comfortable and carries on meaningful conversations with all of the humans there.  He wants you there because HE LOVES YOU.

SAM. Satan sweaters. That is all. (DRAW IT)

    lipstickandroid:

    outerspacecake:

    gueyprince:

    corrinda:

    xatanas:

    Never understood people who claimed that Satan ran the underworld punishing the wicked.  Wouldn’t that make him God’s employee?

    More Memes

    I’ve thought this since grade school

    I think the point is he wants you there in hell with him

    because he hates humans

    He actually loves humans a lot.

    Hell is a place where he knits everyone a sweater and makes them very comfortable and carries on meaningful conversations with all of the humans there.  He wants you there because HE LOVES YOU.

    SAM.
    Satan sweaters.
    That is all.
    (DRAW IT)

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  10. xhomesick:

    Most of the people on here are fake as all fuck and retardedly pathetic and it’s pretty obvious to see.

    And you know the sad part is if you ever knew them in real life you would think the same thing and never go anywhere near them. But no, it’s all okay on Tumblr.

    Reasons why Jackie hates this world.
    Also reasons why I don’t talk to a lot of people on here.
    Sorry I’m still staying a real person and not letting this stupid website rule my life.

    6 months ago  /  1 note  /  Source: mydemonsmylovers